Blog spam
Foton pinged everyone who reads AFKGamer to provide the 5 things people don’t know about you. I’d say he’s a slacker for not asking people directly but he says right there in the title that’s he’s always afk. I’m using that as an excuse for why it took so long to write this.
1) The biggest thing is that I am closet romantic. I mean this in the “I expect a resolution to this” kind of way. I don’t like the unrequited love stories where everyone decides to be miserable without each other: they should kill each other, get together, or get on with their damn lives. Pining bitches get shot.
2) I can’t sleep alone with out noise. I have to fall asleep with either the TV going or some kind of music going. This trip has only exacerbated the problem, as now I can sleep through CH-47s, C-17s, and continuous small arms fire all at the same time. The current music of choice is And I Feel Fine… which the lovely and talented Otter got me for Christmas.
3) Why I can say humuhumu-nukunuku-a-pua‘a. When I was in high school, one of the girls I was interested in would only go out with me if I could pronounce the name of her state fish. Needless to say, I learned it very well and we got along famously. Very happy memories there.
4) I am Superman, and my Kryptonite are Watermelon Twizzlers. I can be reasonably self-controlled about almost everything but these things. I have a very special bag that my grandparents sent me that I will be devouring on the plane ride home for happy times indeed.
5) I’m scatterbrained. What, I am. If I don’t write it down, it’s probably not going to happen. Plain and simple. Now, I may have five separate plans for accomplishing the same thing, but at least I wrote everything down so I can get it done.
