When they say timely, they mean suck

Kevin Anderson and Brian Hebert, authors of the Dune prequels (varying levels of success), just announced that they are on-board with a new version of Dune coming from Paramount.

We’ve been working on this for years, and we can finally make the proper announcement. Brian Herbert and I will be official co-producers on the film.

Ok… Here is what I see as a giant problem:

The filmmakers consider its theme of finite ecological resources particularly timely.

Fuck, it’s going to be An Inconvenient Truth in SPAAAAAAAACE.

2 Responses to “When they say timely, they mean suck”

  1. NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i can’t believe that Sh!t

  2. The Spice must flow.

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