Pull your car forward ya bastage

The nicest thing about being in Florida? I don’t have to deal with Texas fueling courtesy. I have never seen this anywhere else, but in Texas it is apparently fine to pull up to the first of two open pumps and not only use that one with people behind you, but to also go into the store and spend ten or fifteen minutes buying Ho-hos and Big Red. I usually pull around and then back into the slot ahead of them as close as possible. Sometimes it really works out like last week when the homeboy pulled his Charger into the first spot with me behind him and an open spot ahead of him. After I backed in, a lovely lady pulled in next to the guy behind me to try and get my spot. Since someone was already behind Homeboy, he was parked in until I was done filling my tank. Me – 1, Homeboy – 0.

4 Responses to “Pull your car forward ya bastage”

  1. that happens here and around DC man, there are some really big A-Holes out there! in texas i found that it only happened in the city and in small towns, AKA Comfort, people actually act like real people!!

  2. I’d say for the most part people pull to the second pump if they’re both open. I know I do. But I also live in the ‘nicest’ part of the country, which really just means people hate you behind your back.

  3. at least in DC-Baltimore area you know when they hate you… and you hate them right back!! man that is not nice at all!

  4. Well, I found some much much worse parking jobs lol :)

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