uruloki’s lair

People never fail to surprise me. Our Armed Forces members are always held up as bright and shining examples of well-behaved young men and women. Well, except the Army. Given that we’re deployed, it is no surprise that the primary restroom facilities are porta-johns. What is surprising though is the sheer number of homosexual ads that show up in the ones in the Army encampment. Once a month, each portajohn’s walls are painted over and within a week they are solid covered with ads and MM drawings. The Air Force ones are slightly better, we apparently confine ourselves to talking shit about other units and promoting our own.

All the crappy background out of the way, one item that has been our local portajohn for a while is the following bit of information:

The Air Force is for pussies.

It took me five months, but I finally came up with a comeback:

We are what we eat, you stupid Army dicks.

Thanks ladies and gentlemen, I’ll be here for another three.

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