the update you’ve been waiting for
Posted on September 22nd, 2006 by Jayd
boggle
I go 21 years with nothing. And then in the space of one year half the world* tries to jump me? Are you freaking serious? I need a baseball bat; this twig (which sufficed for all those years) just isn’t cutting it anymore.
And the moral of this story is: Walking to your car in at 7am with a co worker can get tricky. geh!
*guys here in KY.
i think i am going to need a translation of that, all i kind of got was the walking to the car, but that still needs more info!!
on looking at it again, would you like a spike tipped bat for X-mas, or maybe a iron bar?
A can of mace would make a nice christmas gift. Just be sure not to set it off indoors.
the dude completly made a move on me. Not even, you know, one subtle enough for me not to get (and we all know I never know when guys are hitting on me) It was VERY obvious… yeah, mace. I like the sound of that.
But I don’t hink you can send it through the mail. 
I’d say he’s a nice guy, but he KNOWS about my male-status so i don’t think it was very nice of him to try to take advantade of me. >:( he better shape it up next week or I will break his knees.
all you need is some bleach on a sprayer, like for the listrine, i think i spelled that wrong, breath spray thingies!! at should do the trick
You mean, you didn’t say, “Oh wow! I knew it was meant to be!! So what do you think about the name Jeffrey for a boy and Cassandra for a girl? Have you started looking for a second job? You’re going to need it. How else can we afford a summer cottage? Have you picked out my ring yet? It better be at least a one carat! When can you meet my parents? We need to get our parents together for Thanksgiving. We can probably have a Christmas wedding or maybe Valentines. That would be romantic.”
O.O HOw did you know Cassandra was going to be one of the names of my girls?? boggle i must have told you >.>
At the time… that did not cross my mind… I was a bit unprepared for it. Ok who am i kidding, i’m pretty much always unprepared for stuff like that.
Should that happen next time though…. >:)
Hmm, maybe just a mace to fend the boys off with. It will be a nice upgrade from that stick of yours. And you can put little notches in the handle for the number of guys you’ve fended off.