Otter speaks
Posted on July 18th, 2006 by uruloki
Otter is currently working as a planner for various important people’s trips. The problem that she keeps running into is that the people that work for the VIPs also think they are important. Here’s one of our conversations about them:
Me: How’s your morning going? Her: I am having an annoyed morning. There is this one person I can stand working with on this one visit and he’s the stateside POC and he’s a retired COL, current butthole.
She’s mine folks! 
Of course, sometimes it gets turned my direction. One morning, we were having breakfast and the conversation went something like this:
Her: Your choices are Fruit Loops, Coco Krispies, and Coco Puffs. Me: Corn Pops please. Her: That’s not a choice. Me: Ummmm, what? I picked up one Corn Pops and one Coco Krispies last time. Her: I ate the Corn Pops. Me: WTF? You told me to “get one for you and one for me.” I don’t eat Coco Krispies, therefore logically the Corn Pops are for me! Her: I ate the Corn Pops. Me: Wait a minute! There should be another Corn Pops since the time before that I got them for me and Coco Puffs for you. Her: Yes, you did. Me: Damnit.
I ate the Fruit Loops 
Ahhh, the sweet sound of compromise. Aka knowing it’s not worth getting into.
zomaigosh hilarious. Booyah Otter! Next time just get two boxes of something you like. Save yourself some confusion.
poor uruloki, i don\’t think i would really care, you know me, food is food, be it snake or corn pops
[no real names
– Ed.]
What? No Fruity Pebbles?!
I’m a cap’n crunch man myself.