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In a tale of ultime loserdom, a dude sues over “pain” caused by IMing.

Gillespie, 53, claims that Marlowe and Bob Charpentier, a 52-year-old Oregon resident, insulted him and harassed him in the AOL(link) chatroom called “Romance — Older Men” to the point where it inflicted “severe emotional distress and physical injury that is of a nature no reasonable man could be expected to endure it.”

The first hint that something is going wrong in your life probably that you’re in a room called “Romance – Older Men.” Now if you were in a room called “Romance – Older Men with $$” you might have a chance. This way, all you’re getting is a bunch of other old guys who are busy yakking instead of getting out there and doing shit. Did I say guys? I mean spinsters…

And as far as suffering “severe emotional stress” goes… Maybe you could, oh, I don’t know leave the chat room? Damn, the thought that coming up that one took.

Tags: Life, Stupid people //