Can’t we all just get along?

Ahh, the Californian lifestyle:

A man was arrested after neighbors reported seeing him sexually assaulting his family’s 10-year-old female Rottweiler, police said.

Ubaldo Vasquez Huizar, 39, was arrested for investigation of two counts of sexual assault on an animal, according to a statement from Ontario police Detective David McBride.

The accused child animal anythingthatmoves molester later issued a statement in support of the Democrat Party’s proposed legislation that allows convicts to vote. “Just because my penis gets stuck where it’s not supposed to, doesn’t mean I don’t think long and hard about the political issues that we as Americans face,” he said through his INS-supplied interpreter.

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