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If you’re tyring to comment on an older thread, sorry. It’s not going to happen. 5000+ trackback spams in 2 weeks is too much.

Mindsets

It can sometimes be interesting to see how regional attitudes affect things as small as birthday cards. For example, when I was passing through SeaTac this morning, I found the following birthday cards (paraphrased):

Outside: [Picture of President Bush, holding up three fingers]: On this auspicious occasion, I would like to say three words…

Inside: Happy Birthday!

and

Outside: President Bush was planning a trip to China aboard his superfast Air Force One jet. He called up his secretary and asked, “How long does it take to get to China?” His secretary replied, “Just a minute, Mr. President…”

And President Bush said, “Wow, that’s fast!” Happy Birthday!

I suppose that a certain class of life’s rejects find those cards funny and piss away their money on them. I personally think it’s more a commentary on their intelligence than the President’s, but then, I’m not a Starbucks-swilling, designer-name wearing sheep that thinks buying snide cards is principled opposition. ‘tards.

Fun fun

And the fun begins:

REALWORLD…REALWORLD…HURCON FOUR CONDITION!!!

  • is currently undergoing HURCON 4 procedures. If you are located at a Remote Facility please SECURE any equipment that will not survive a predicted Category Three Hurricane.

    Due to the severity of the approaching storm please begin evaluation of HURCON 3, 2, and 1 procedures.

    An evacuation order HAS NOT been ordered, however start preparations and planning to evacuate if needed.

    HURCON FOUR REMINDERS
    – Ensure all personnel review procedures and reviews
    – Commence preparing assigned personnel/resources for hurricane effects
    – Divisions should make arrangements to assist families of TDY personnel


    HURRICANE DENNIS
    Estimated Landfall Time: 1500L-1600L, Sunday, 10Jul05
    Estimated Landfall Location: Between Pensacola and Navarre
    Estimated Winds: 55 mph (120mph gusts)
    Estimated Rainfall: 5-10�
    Storm Surge: 9-12ft
    Seas: 20-30ft

You’re not leaving me, errr, wait….

What do you do when your wife leaves you? Help her to leave.

“He loved her and was besotted. What he did he did because he wanted to keep his wife.�

Yeah, this guy is a dumbass.