uruloki’s lair

Seriously, how can we take him seriously as a Dark Lord when all he does The is moan about his relationship with his son and complain about his left leg?

I would not dare to even dream this had it not come from my master’s lips. I cannot explain to you the thoughts I no longer feel ashamed to entertain since I am no longer hiding Luke’s identity from him.

We could rule the galaxy together, as father and son!

And I could love again.

Sure, he crushes a few people’s throats, but it’s like a soft candy center in a crunchy shell. I’d pwn him.

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