Just like to pop in and reiterate my “Darth Vader is a wuss” post. Have you seen the Burger King commercial where he goes “I am your father” and the guy at the door goes “no you’re not” and finally Vader goes “I’m your … uncle.”
Pocking death grip the twerp’s throat and get it over with. Geez.
This is definitely how to go about winning an argument. Especially if you’re in a relationship. It’ll work, it has to.
Seriously, how can we take him seriously as a Dark Lord when all he does The is moan about his relationship with his son and complain about his left leg?
I would not dare to even dream this had it not come from my master’s lips. I cannot explain to you the thoughts I no longer feel ashamed to entertain since I am no longer hiding Luke’s identity from him.
We could rule the galaxy together, as father and son!
And I could love again.
Sure, he crushes a few people’s throats, but it’s like a soft candy center in a crunchy shell. I’d pwn him.
According to Rotten Tomatoes, as soon as additional preshowings of Serenity were announced, they were sold out.
Following the sell-out success of the May 5th pre-screenings, creator Joss Whedon recently announced that advance previews of his movie “Serenity” would appear at twenty theaters in twenty cities, this time on May 26th.
By the next morning, well before the official list of cities was posted, networking fans on the Serenity movie site and elsewhere had diligently located half the listings through trial and error and several of the locations were already sold out. “Serenity” hits theaters wide (which means “normal” people can buy tickets) on September 30th.”
Here’s hoping that kind of interest can be sustained through the release of the movie so that the show can come back…
They released the details on the new Xbox, which is supposed to be out in November. The campaign to replace the current Xbox began Monday, when I pointed out to Otter that it has some problems reading DVDs, “and shouldn’t we be thinking about a new one?”
What would we do without Oprah? Her latest beauty tips leave us with this money quote:
“Personally, if something is meant for my ‘hu-ha’, I don’t think I’m going to put it on my eyes,” Hoffman added.
If you’re going to get a Mustang as your “show-off” car, you sure shouldn’t do it in good ol’ sunshiney Florida. It seems like everyone, their mother, and their cousin has a Mustang. They range from the classics (‘67) to the hideous (‘73 Mach 1; I’m still washing my eyes) to the recent (‘01-’02s) to the brand new (‘05). So, instead of leading the pack, once again I’m in the middle, the follower of a trend. Everyone whould be so proud.
And on another thought: who the fuck puts a spoiler on their TRUCK? I mean, I’ve seen some spoilers/aircraft wings on cars that definitely do not need them, but why put one on an F-150? There’s crazy people out there, crazy people.
I wish politicians would read the correct conclusion into the fact that they got more money than they expected.
The Treasury Department this week reported there would be a $54 billion swing from projected deficit to surplus in the April-to-June quarter, after an unanticipated gush of tax payments poured into the Treasury before the April 15 deadline. That prompted private forecasters to lower their deficit projections for the fiscal year that ends in September.
Too bad all they’ll read this as is an excuse to spend more.
It appears that certain organizations aren’t telling the whole story when it comes to global warming.
Two of the world’s leading scientific journals have come under fire from researchers for refusing to publish papers which challenge fashionable wisdom over global warming.
Simply the fact that many people aren’t as convinced as to man being the main cause of global warming will severely inhibit my plans to set up an aerosol can farm to spray CFCs into the atmosphere 24 hours a day.