Entries Tagged as ''

When the cat’s away

What’s the best way to announce to your wife that you’re having an affair? Get drunk, go skinny dipping, and get arrested, of course!

The owner of a company who promises to take residents on “big adventures� led Peachtree City police on a little adventure of his own after they allegedly caught him skinny-dipping with a woman and a dog at Battery Way Park.

I think we’ll just skip over the dog who was there…

Beware of hacker

Via Slashdot, we find a tale that proves how dangerous the internet can be thanks to hackers.

Drive E:? Oh my god… All the games are there! And the vacation pictures! I instantly take a look. Everything still there. But the hacker said it was deleted….

Or isn’t it happening on my computer?

Satisfying needs

From the guys at Castle Argghhh! comes a tale of the connections which sometimes need to be made.

Read it, and laugh because it’s true.

Busybody ignored

With all the carping about shilhood obesity, at least some people know where the proper place to deal with it is.

“Personally I am getting tired of hearing about your family’s health and social issues,” said an e-mail from Uta M. Cicalese. “I would much prefer that you deal with them behind the closed doors of your home.”

Basically, this lady moves into a neighborhood and immediately starts criticizing the food and snacks that are being served at the local school. Everyone else’s response? “Maybe if you taught your kid some restraint, he wouldn’t be a fat ass.” Ok, maybe I paraphrased and nothing like that was ever said, but that’s what it sounds like is going on. What’s funny is the woman even tried to get the healthy stuff on the menu for a trial period, and the kids wouldn’t touch the stuff. Let’s hear it for parent’s who know who is responsible for their children.

Given from day one

Yeah, I knew this was going to happen from the day that she convinced him to come out there. But she’s crazy if she thinks he has to provide anything more than the groom.

Grats to them, and hopefully they are willing to fight through the hard times, because that’s what it takes.

Self editing

I just deleted/rewrote about half of my previous post. What was said was unneccessary and a cheap shot in a forum that some don’t even think about existing. My original screed reflects far too much time on my own, dwelling on negatives instead of positives. Yeah, that sounds like I’m getting all hippy on ya, “think on the positives,” but life is ups and downs, not just downs.

[Read more →]

Home?

We’re here. Some of the stuff is here. And from this post, you know I’m already connected. Cable may be faster than DSL, but boy it much more of a PITA to set up for a wireless network. Tomorrow, I set up Otter so that she can start impinging on my bandwidth. ‘Cos, you know, email takes up so much.

[Read more →]

House

Picked up the keys to the new place today. So, tomorrow we are out of billetting, the bed and TV (the important stuff) gets delivered, and the cable gets turned on. Otter will still only have the stuff that she had in a suitcase, but we’ll be in. Monday she gets all of her stuff too.

[Read more →]

Haiku

All roads fork in time
Without knowing consequences
The other way is white

A Slow Student

Otter forwarded me this story about a guy who I definitely do not want to be driving behind.

The motto for one would-be South Korean driver likely is “if at first you don’t succeed, then try, try again another 271 times.”

Seo Sang-moon passed the academic part of his driver’s license examination on his 272nd attempt earlier this week.

I’d make a crack about women drivers, but they only have trouble with the actual driving portion of the test.