The gift that keeps on giving
Posted on February 25th, 2005 by uruloki
Note to cheaters: make sure the evidence is definitely disposed of. Otherwise you end up having sue the sperm thief.
A woman accused of using her lover’s sperm to impregnate herself without his knowledge can be held liable for the unwitting father’s emotional pain, the Illinois Appellate Court has ruled.
In the ruling released Wednesday, a three-judge panel reinstated part of a lawsuit against Sharon Irons, a doctor from Olympia Fields. The ruling sends the case back to Cook County Circuit Court.
Irons was sued by her former lover, Chicago family physician Richard O. Phillips, who accused her of a “calculated, profound personal betrayal” of him after a brief affair they had six years ago.
Phillips alleges that he and Irons, who practices internal medicine, never had intercourse during their four-month affair, although they did have oral sex three times.
His suit contends that Irons, without his knowledge, kept some of his semen and used it to impregnate herself.
What the hell were they doing for four months without playing hide-the-sausage?? And, then, the chick saves the sperm to later impregnate herself?? WTF is going on here. Too bad they already procreated, they should definitely not be a part of the gene pool anymore.
And then one of the judges says,
“There’s a 5-year-old child here,” Mirabelli said Thursday. “Imagine how a child feels when your father says he feels emotionally damaged by your birth.”
Imagine how the kid will feel when he finds out that oral sex can cause pregnancy. Poor kid.
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