Striking back at the corporate overlords
And by that I mean, in the sincerest of ways, Valentine’s Day sucks. Seriously, if you’re not getting the SO little gifts like flowers throughout the rest of the year, she probably left you about six months ago. But, you’re too deep in WoW to care, aren’t you? Good boy. But, we have stupid jewelry ads going every other minute, and even the stupid “star registry” gift package. Hmmm, that’s definitely what she wants… Oh, and by the way, if you’re only getting kisses after buying diamonds, you really need find a cheaper … date.
Therefore, continuing with this site’s overall theme of being a day late and at least one bottle short of a six-pack, here are some fun Valentine’s Day activities. First, from Naye, we have a set of perfect V-Day* cards. Send to the people who got flowers/gifts/etc and felt sorry for you. Then, for all us knuckle draggers, we have Kim’s V-Day list. Finally, for everyone’s health and safety, Lee points out some facts about kissing.
And don’t forget the classic men’s art form, as compiled by Neal.
*VD? Another good reason to avoid the day.
VDay = Eeeevil
In U.S., 15% of women send themselves flowers on Valentine’s Day.
Why? Are they embarrassed to get nothing? Did their bf’s forget them? Are they just that vain? Whatever the reason, it’s sad. At least buy a rose bush instead. It’ll save you $40 next year.