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In LA today, Donkey candidate F’n Kerry had another surprise for the reporters following him on the campaign trail. He admitted he knows nothing. This will shortly (tomorrow) be followed by a claim that he knows “f’n everything.”

The #1 Donkey also managed to contradict himself in the same sentence, a record for anyone else, but simply par for the course for this candidate.

Kerry, a Catholic, said he was worried about the movie’s potential anti-Semitism. Some critics have complained that Gibson portrays Jews as responsible for Jesus’ death.

“I am concerned,” he told reporters. “I don’t know if it’s there or not but there’s a lot of it around now. I think we have to be careful.”

So, is it there or not? I mean, if you don’t know, how do you know enough to say that there is a lot of it around? Ooops, I forgot, you do belong to the party of racial discrimination, so you probably know exactly how much anti-Semitism is out there.

I don’t know for sure if Mrs Klintoon* is a soul-stealing vampire, but I am worried about it. That’s why my HydraShoks have a slight dusting of silver on them, to put her down, just in case.

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Two media people talking:

“Well, how do we spin this one?”

“Oh, that’s easy. Seniors only have enough brain cells to retain about five words and some emotion, right?”

“Yeah, but what does that have to do with anything?”

“So anywhere we talk about this story, the tag has to be ‘Greenspan says cut Social Security.’”

“Ahh, I see! They’ll read those words and get really mad, and that will taint the whole rest of the story. They’ll never figure out that their benefits aren’t going to be cut, it’s perfect!”

“And since they can’t really hear the TV anyways, all they’ll see on CNMSNBC is that little tagline. There’s no way this can fail!”

“Well, they could always find out the truth…”

“Yes, but who’s going to tell them? Not us…”

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Larry Miller covers it. ‘nough said.

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Hello all, this the first post of the nefarious Lil Bro, occasional commmentator and perpetual pain in the a**. I’ll be posting on here from time to time, probably mostly uneducated rantings and ravings about nothing in particular. Feel free to bash me at anytime, i’m enlisted so I’m used to it. I may occasionally lend my point of view to some things as i’m a muck hugger, not quite so high up there with the Big Bro’s Air Farce, er… Force.
Peace, and happy killings.

Lil Bro

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Even though I am only temporarily in OH, I’ll be supporting the Ohio Patriot Plan on behalf of all of my brothers and sisters who are here in the National Guard and Reserves. I sent my email to Representative Peter Ujvagi, how about you?

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Okay, I really have three new projects:

1. The essential library
2. A semi-comedic turn of writing, a la Frank J
3. A “name the weapons” contest

Will update as I complete, since I suck it will be slow. For now, it’s off to bed as I am actually trying to get back into good habits of work and sleep.

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Went to the range today for the first time to break in the babies. I need to come up with names for them, but for now, content yourself with pics. [Read more →]

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No, not women’s souls, but the empty space in the universe. I wonder how they managed to figure out that it was all “dark” matter since it’s all so light in between everything. Best thing? They ganked a standard term from role-players and said it may be the reason for drak matter. This quintessence in RPGs is the source that gives mages their powers (ref: GURPS Mage: the Ascension) and now it’s the source of all dark matter in the universe. It give me hope, maybe one day we can all manipulate the dark matter to produce giant fireballs.

Oh yeah, and instead of another Big Bang, we’ll all die in a Big Rip. Yes, the universe also has an obesity problem, just like Michael Moore. Much like Moore, it will refuse to acknowledge its problems and eventually burst out of its pants, destroying everything. Hopefully Moore will only take out Hollywood when he goes, but there’s not much hope of getting out of the universe (unless of course there’s a multiverse, but that’s a whole different discussion).

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Play this game. Now, if we can get Condi on the second half of the election ticket, the Dems will go down just as easy.

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Goblins now need to be aware. I fulfilled my earlier decision to purchase weapons this weekend, picking up the 92FS I talked about earlier and a Marlin .22 Long Rifle. Otter was a little leery of picking up guns, but she’ll have a year away to get used to me shooting all the time and when she comes back she’ll get into it too. Tomorrow I’ll be heading out to do some shooting and break the babies in. I also picked up some regular roundball ammo for practice and some HydraShocks for any goblins that show up.

Now, the next items on the list:

1. A .22 pistol
2. A 20-ga. pump-action shotgun
3. A .22 rifle
4. A medium-caliber “bedside” gun
5. A large-caliber pistol
6. A SHTF gun—although the shotgun will do sterling duty in that regard, nothing says “Keep Away!” like a decent semi-auto rifle—what the gun-fearing wussies (GFWs) would refer to as an “assault” rifle, like the AK-47 or Bushmaster.

For number 6, my dream weapon is an M14. Only problem is the CRAZY price, which it makes up in reliability and general badassness (#1 weapon of choice for when the SHTF) Next year… After concealed carry training, I’m looking for a .38 Special type weapon.

Tomorrow: gun pr0n!!!!!!!!!!1

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